Friday, July 15, 2005

hellooo(:
hahaha. sorry for not updating in eons or smth.
anyway. Guido's here now.
He's being very irritating. He thinks im a stupid pig which i totally am not in any situation especially when guido himself is a stupid pig. ( he's gonna kill me like now) AHHHHH!!!! hahaha.

pfft this stupid idiot is tickling meeeeeeee!!!! aarhalgoisgsofihhhh!!
he's a meanie. but he's quite nice larhs.
only when he gells his hair. hahaa. that sounds so spastic.
ANYWAY. i took millions of pictures and i'll post them provided i can get them all on my thunbdrive. teehee. took many stupid videos of guido and many stupider photos and blah of myself and us and gloria and the rest of the germies. teehee!

german keyboards are so hard to use. they switch the 'Z' and 'Y' places
and the punctuations are like all over the place,
with extras around cos of the many indentations on the german alphabets.
oh wells.
We drove up to switzerland on saturday!!
it was SOOOOO COOOOl!

we were 1010 metres above sealevel but couldnt see any snow cos basically- its summer.
hah.
so sad right.
but we went hiking up the steeeep steeeeep
steeeeep mountains like ROCKY grey mountains which were steep on both sides
so if you take just one step a lil larger than two inches off the wrong side,
you could very well be plunging off the cliff into the reihn that is aqua blue
and seriously very rapid with sharp rocks and all. eeeek.

Gloria came along with me and her host and guido.
and his younger sis and my host's parents.
The car rides were disastrous.
We pillow fought most of the time and did some stupid singing.
haha. And apparently gloria thinks Moritz
(hah what a cheesey mouse name)
is hotter than my host.
but moritz is really really weird.
oh well, you'll see in August!

Switzerland is almost like germany just that
there are very little people
and there are more mountains
and we are higher above sea levels
- comparatively i guess.

We went hiking from 12 to around 3
and we were like climbing steep slopes
and looking off cliffs and tumbling down hills cos it was so steep and scary.
There was this part that was SO uber steep
that gloria and i refused to budge from the high cliff,
and Guido's dad had to make him hold my hand and Moritz hers.
HAHAHA. eeek. eew. plffbleaugh. was darned creepy.

Oh well.
I miss you guys alot in germany and i hope you guys are doing well in singapore!
OH. we learnt how to dance the foxtrot there in switzerland!!
Guido's mom taught us how to first.
We lived in a motel hotel kinda thing and we had a room shared by me, guido, gloria
and her darrling moritz,
and their parents had another one.
It was only for the weekend but it was SUPERRR fun.

We went swimming and that STUPID freaking cheesebun Guido totally dunked me into the pool!!!
and Mortiz and gloria and Alena helped!!!
and i was like screaming and kicking and ARRRRRRRGH.
DO YOU KNOW HOW AWFULLY COLD THE WATER WAS?!?!
i could die!!
and Guido is like so freaking strong larhs.
He dunked me in first then, gloria,
and then Moritz.
HORRRRRID.
and we were playing some stupid game
where Guido and Moritz almost drowned us.
must take revenge on them when i get back to signapore.
MUAHAHAHA.
ahem.

We learnt how to play pool (or billiards and they call it)
and then something went seriously seriously wrong. . . . .
(HAHA. i bet you're grinning cheesily to yourself right now. harrrharr.)
. . . . . . ahem. yes.
something went terribly wrong and guess what it is!!!!!!


..... .... GUIDO STOLE MY SHOEEEEEE!!!!!!

that idiot pig of a knucklehead dodocow stole my shoe
and put it in the swimming poooool!!!!!
AND IT WAS 9 smth at night larhs!!!!!!
And then we had to run around and chase after him and blaaaaaaah.
And i couldnt run properly cos i was hoppiong on one cold sock.
(ooh. its pink by the way) haha.
SO embarrassing!!
can you imagine my stinky shoe floating aimlessly in the middle of the freezing water
with a screaming jamie one side
and one laughing guido on the other?!?!
arrrrgh. still so pissed. haha.
and that stupid gloria could only sit there and laugh.
like how helpful it that?
TSK.

ANYWAY. i have to scoot for dinner now! seeyas in 11days!
und macht spaß ins Singapur ja?
(make fun in sinapore)
I think im turning german.
My english is already detioriating because of this long an immersion.
arrgh.
okay, ich muss meine abendsessen jetzt essen!
(i have to eat my eveningfood-dinnertime!)


LOVEEEE jamie(:

Posted by Jamie at Friday, July 15, 2005

Friday, July 08, 2005

alloooooo from Germany!!!

Haha.i'm in the basement now where there are another six comps around me cos i'm in the computer school in their home!! *jumps around and screams*.
yes, Guido's mom owns a computer school which is right in the basement and his dad is one of the teeptop people doing reserach for the oh so famous Daimler-Chrysler Auto company. so cool gell?

A thousand apologies for not updating about my wonderful life right now in germany but all i can say is that its AWFULLY wonderful.

Fifteen most perfect things about germany:
(not in any particular order)

1) The weather here is sehr SCHÖN!!! (so so beautiful)

yesssssss. its rather eratic though, but when its sunny, we have cloudless skies and we can sit by the peaceful river soaking up the sun, and still feel cool. when the weather isnt as sunny, we have dark clouds and strong winds, freezing cold temperatures but you get that warm fuzzy feeling even so(:

2) The food here is totally yummilicious!!

arrgh. i THINK i'm gonna blow up by the time i return to singapore!! My host family insists on stuffing me with food food food and chocolates and meat and SO MUCH BREADDD. haha. but its really tastey and yummyyummyyummy(: mmhmmm.

3) Life is so laidback and relaxed and awh everyone around me is so romantic and sweet!!

Honestly, its becuase of this trp to germany that i think i've finally learnt how to sit back and stretch out, enjoying the realness and lustre of life. its awfully good, that feeling. when we sat in the stockakahnn boat in the quiet river watching the sunset. ahhhh. so perfect(: haha, if im not wrong, it was also on that day that guido learnt the phrase ''chill out'' and i, 'der ober hats besteck z'spärd bestellt' harhee har. its a german tongue twister auf Schwäbisch. really funny. and also the day, IF IM NOT WRONG, when we had to hot arguement in our boat about whether my host or gloria's was hotter. (mine, näturlich!).teehee.

4) My host familie is perfectttttttttt.

Meet the Haefner familie! Herr und Frau Haefner, both outstanding Germans and parents, Jens und Erik haefner, Guido's two elder brothers. Guido Haefner- my idiot host who is 183cm tall and very very good in tennis/fußball7schagzeug(drums)/his work/his englisch/and tickling me. Alena Haefner, Guido's younger sister who is pretty and very cheeky. She sticks to me like superglue. haha. this one's eleven. and Nemo (short form for niemand-meaning no-one in german) their rabbit. haha.

5) My host is hotter and shuai-er than Gloria's host- MORITZ =P (teehee)

6) School is SO slack!!!

7) We can go shopping everyday because our school is like right next to town!!

8) THE ICE-CREAM is SO CHEEEEAAAPPP. (and yummy) HAHA.

let me emphasize that i'm obviously growing fat and putting on the pounds, but perhaps its negated by how much we have to walk and run and cycle around everyday. One HUGE scoop of glorious Eis (icecream) is around 70cents. HAHA. cheap, gell? i think i've spent quite alot on ice cream tho. haha. ask gloria.
9) We can go stockakahnn-Fahring (smth like Gondola riding) everyday cos i live right next to the beautiful park and the GORGEOUS river

10) My host family has so kindly agreed to bring me, guido, gloria and her darrling Moritz up to SWITZERLAND to climb mountains! oh Hurhur!! hahaha(: so happeeee. we go tmr!!

11) My host is a complete idiot! (yes, but a very nice one.)

we spend most of the time at home running up and down fighting with my bolster and his toy rabbit, along with his younger sis. He has a fetish for tickling me cos he knows i absolutely hate it and i have got tonnnnes of stupid videos of us being stupid and kindisch. (childish) harheeharr.

12) The people here are SOOO friendly and nice and all that

13) I can eat all the bratwurst and pretzels i want cos they have a total ravishing access of it here- AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME! (muahahaha).

ooh. there's a very lame and rather spastic story of how the german pretzel got its shape. the mayor told us when we had the meeting with the mayor in the radhaus the other day. i couldnt stop laughing=P

14) I'm gonna learn some cool dances!!!

Ingrid, Guido's mom, has so kindly offered to teach gloria and I how to dance the foxtrot and the tango and the waltz when we go up to switzerland tmr!! She said that as an exchange we would have to dance with Moritz *coughgloriathinkshescutecough* and Guido, and we cant each them Nj mass dance!! whoohoooo. hahaha. so happee. she says we can dance there cos there's alotta space and it'll be with the ''right atmospere'' haha. She's really very sweet. awwh.

15) I can see the starrrrs from when i lie down on my bed cos I'm right under the starwindow!!!!

haha. I've got the cosy room in the attic and i can see the sparkly stars at night when i go to bed(: its sooo romantic yeahs!!

Haha.
Anyways, to all the people i miss out there back in sunny singapore,
my beloved 05ip02, westerndancers,my dear family, codey darling
AND TO ENQIN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!
-eh. don't you dare say i do funky things with my host here in Tübingen okaye.
I am a very conservative and well educated girl and i know kungfu.
Besides.
My mom said im not allowed to get a german boyfriend.
(pity, all the german dudes are so HOT!) *oops.cough*

--LOVEE from Germany-Baden-wurttemburg-Tübingen!!
*MUACK*
=D

Posted by Jamie at Friday, July 08, 2005